Wednesday the 29th of October 2008

"I keep taking people the wrong way up! I mean pictures!"

Monday the 22nd of September 08

"Yes, yes i will"

Swebbelli

Monday the 15th of September 08

"Ergh, what the fuck is that?!"
"Piccallili"
"Ergh, what the fucks piccallili?!"

Tom Scoltock and Leo Sollitt

Thursday the 9th of September 08

"Have you hit puberty yet?"
"I've hit someone..."

Anonymous little prick

Monday the 8th of September 08

"So, how far have you been with a girl?"
"Manchester."

Hair...

Thursday the 4th of September 08

"You hairy bean bag!"
"Don't you mean ball bag?"
"Yes."

Leo Sollitt and Chris Abbott

Thursday the 7th of August 08

"You are such a dick. If there was a prize for the biggest dick you would win it."

Mick

Friday the 1st of August 2008

"There's no minced pies in team!"
Anon,

Monday the 9th of June 2008

"pick a fight with the wall and it will always win, unless your riding a christmas tree"
Claire. L. Hampson

Friday the 6th of June 2008

"Hold on tight Spider Monkey!"
Edward Cullen


;D

Wednesday the 21st of May 2008

"In Rugby High you have to sell the cards saying 'It's not you, it's me'. But in Lawrence Sheriff it would have to be 'It's not me, it's you'"
Miss R. Parkin

Monday the 19th of May 2008

"the name's roger, Jolly Roger"

Chelsea J Ashford

Sunday the 18th of May 08

"You make me feel ill"
"I'm that not that bad looking...am I?"

Kathryn B. Low and Chris I. Macdonald

Monday the 12th of May 08

"Applause
Bow
Spank"
Kathryn B. Low, Daisy Cheese Job and Michael A. Hope

Monday the 5th of May 2008

"Jeez Jess, don't get a hernia..."
Daisy Job

Sunday the 4th of May 2008

"OMG! Molly, theres a wasp going up your ass..."
Vicky L. Holt

Saturday the 3rd of May 2008

"you don't get halo with vagina!"

DP on gay sex

Friday the 2nd of May 2008

"I swear my brains about to fly out of my cheek!"
Kat B Low

Thursday the 1st of May 2008

"So will you participate?"
"what in a threesome?"
"yeah"
"what how do you do that?!"
"what do you mean?"
"hang on.. doesn't participation mean dissect?"
"what Clare?! you want to dissect a threesome?!"

Clare L Carr, Leo J Sollitt, Chris I Macdonald

Wednesday the 30th of April 08

"I fucked your sister, and she's a minger!"
Sean Dorran

Tuesday the 29th of April 2008

"Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69!"
Lucy Marlow

Monday the 28th of April 2008

"When I grow up I want to be an eyebrow inspector!"
*Kat and Vicky both protect eyebrows*
Mel V Heath

Sunday the 27th of April 2008

"The only good thing about 'Nuts' is the footie pages!"
"I can't say I agree with you there..."
Mel V Heath and Leo J Sollitt

Saturday the 26th of April 2008

"Why the f*** is she wearing moss coloured tights?!"
Sarah Parsons

Friday the 25th of April 2008

"Martin, if you ever go bald, I'm filing for divorce!"
Elizabeth R Heath

Thursday the 24th of April 2008

"Stop firing at my tits!"
Jess M Hunter

Wednesday the 23rd of April 2008

"I don't like to say sexy, I like to say...biodiversity!"
Vicky L Holt

Tuesday the 22nd of April 2008

"Why do you all have gay red hair?"
Gay Chavs

Monday the 21st of April 2008

"You can practically see my nipples it comes down so low on my boobs!"
Mel V Heath

Sunday the 20th of April 2008

"OMG! She's walking the moss!"
Cory Porter

Saturday the 19th of April 2008

"I'll know when you lose your virginity because you'll come in and say 'that was sooooooooooooo good' "
Bex Jones

Frdiay the 18th of April 2008

"I AM a hot molecule..."
Ivan Thomas

Thursday the 17th of April 2008

"Get a f***ing shaver... or can't you afford one?"
Liam Hodson-Hobdei

Wednesday the 16th April 2008

"Dad, why does Hayley automatically win at bowling if she gets 69?"

Pod J W J Heath

Tuesday the 15th of April 2008

"What's the point of running the London Marathon when it's so much quicker to go in a car?"
David Muggleton

Monday the 14th of April 2008

"It must be so horrible being ugly!"
Vicky L. Holt
(Apparently it was not meant to sound like this...)

Sunday the 13th of April 2008

"You'll play much better if you raise your bell above your music stand"
Peter Dunkley

Saturday the 12th of April 2008

"Look he's up there! It's harry potter dude!"
"oh .. but he looks a bit chavvy"
"that's cos he IS a chav"
Kat B.Low, Chris I. Macdonald, Vicky L. Holt

Friday the 11th of April 2008

"my dad did the seesaw...."
"your dad did what?!"
"yeahh my dad did me and the seesaw hard"
Kat B. Low, Chris I. Macdonald

Thursday the 10th of April 08

"You're bird's dead."
Chris I. Macdonald

Wednesday the 9th of April 08

"I hope she doesn't have a penis."
Mr. Italy

Tuesday the 8th of April 08

"Look! A wind sock! Its a like a cum sock, except windier."
Michael A. Hope

Monday the 7th of April 08

"Chris, you must need a piss, you have a huge wang!"
Oliver J. Kalinowski

Sunday the 6th of April 08

"We do have magic penises!"
Michael A. Hope

Saturday the 5th of April 08

"I've got gigantic..."
"BEEP"
Lesbian and Censorer

Friday the 4th of April 08

"My ass is a one way system."
Disturbing woman with nice ass

Thursday the 3rd of April 08

"DP's nob is so big, when he was born, everyone thought he was a centaur."
Jethgay D. Nickless

Wednesday the 2nd of April 08

"My native name means 'he who walks on three legs'"
Well Endowed Man

Tuesday the 1st of April 08

"They say HIV is incurable, I just sold mine on Ebay."
Chris I. MacDonald

Monday the 31st of March 08

"Zebra, bastards, zebra, zebra, zebra, zebra, fucker!"
Buffy's Swearing Keyboard

Sunday the 30th of March 08

"I pwn n00bs."
DP's T-shirt

Saturday the 29th of March 08

"Shut the fuck up Dorris, you're talking too fast."
Jethro D. Nickless

Friday the 28th of March 08

"Sex sells."
"She has a point."
Random Slutty Woman and Michael A. Hope

Thursday the 17th of March 08

"You dead?"
"Yeah man."
The Jamaican Bobsleigh Team

Wednesday the 16th of March 08

"To lesbians!"
A Lesbian

Tuesday the 15th of March 08

"I tried putting my balls in her face, but it didn't work. It doesn't matter, she doesn't like balls anyway."
Mr. Italy

Monday the 24th of March 08

"Jess wants his wand!!"
Melody V. Heath

Sunday the 23rd of March 08

"I looked through his friends - they're all gay!"
"You'll fit right in then!"
Kathryn B. Low and Victoria L. Holt

Saturday the 22nd of March 08

"Shakespeare sounds like German"
Victoria L. Holt

Friday the 21st of March 08

"AMY-DOWN-BUMS-WOMEN"
Amy L. Down

Thursday the 20th of March 08

"She's got a Thorn in her bush!"
Victoria L. Holt

Wednesday the 19th of March 08

"I'm so angry, how can I get rid of it?"
"Monster Munch?"
Melody V. Heath and Kathryn B. Low

Tuesday the 18th of March 08

"Its not lookin like a poofter that's the problem, its being one!"
Chris I. MacDonald

Sunday the 16th of March 08

"I can't believe its not jizz!"
Michael A. Hope

Saturday the 15th of March 08

"Holy Jesus mother of God!"
Hannah E. E. C. Mallinson

Friday the 14th of March 08

"Gay bashing isn't a sport, its a way of life!"
Michael A. Hope

Thursday the 13th of March 08

"You just sacked me!"
"Where'd I get you?"
"My sack!"
Leo J. Sollit and Oliver J. Kalinowski

Wednesday the 12th of March 08

"Just because I don't like men, doesn't make me a lesbian!"
Coral K. Heath

Tuesday the 11th of March 08

"I'm not psychic, I'm gay!"
Jethro D. Nickless

Monday the 10th of March 08

"Kudos on the hench jizz stain."
Michael A. Hope

Sunday the 9th of March 08

"I could tell you that

your love sends me to the moon
you make my world go round
that we are meant to be

But that's pointless
like an invisible rhino in this room
and trying to prove it's there

Too many times these clichés have been said
we've run out of imagination now

Instead I'll use a little originality
and tell you that my love for you
is like a simply red and green
florescent cruise of zealous melody.

But you haven't heard that before,
so you don't know what that means.

Now there's an invisible rhino in this room…"

Sam Patrick

Friday the 7th of March 08

"I, Ron Sanghal, am a jeb end."
Ron Sanghal

Thursday the 6th of March 08

"You don't know a girl!"
Chris I. Macdonald

Wednesday the 5th of March 08

"I am not being fucked, thank you very much. Mike, get over it."
Hannah E. E. C. Mallinson

Tuesday the 4th of March 08

"so, your ex girlfriend was a four timing scottish bitch!"
"she was welsh!"

Clare L. Carr and Ron Sanghal

Monday the 3rd of March 08

"Turn around."
"See, I told you everyone thinks your gay!"
Miss Hawley and Michael A. Hope

Sunday the 2nd of March 08

"Do you have a 1 inch winkle?"
Oli J. Kalinowski

Saturday the 1st of March 08

"Histones."
Michael A. Hope, Chris I. Macdonald and Leo J. Sollitt

Friday the 29th of February 08

"Oh my God! She has two breasts!"
Michael A. Hope

Thursday the 28th of February 08

"Don't two nibbles make a munch?"
Oli J. Kalinowski

Wednesday the 27th of February 08

"You're tents at half mast!"
Leo J. Sollitt

Tueday the 26th of February 08

"Everyone loves a good drug baron."
Oli J. Kalinowski

Monday the 25th of February 08

"Stop buggering around with those low grade beaver tranquilisers!"
Leo J. Sollitt

Sunday the 24th of February 08

"Untie yourself and get the fuck out of my house."
Joe Partridge

Saturday the 23rd of February 08

"To perform a Jedi mind trick, press the up and triangle buttons simultaneously."
Kai J. K. Ford

Friday the 22nd of February 08

Emerging from Clare's:
"I may be gay, but I'm not that gay!"
Jethro D. Nickless

Thursday the 21st of February 08

"Scarsy bums men silly for loose change because he is the Ass Master."
Kai J. K. Ford

Wednesday the 20th of February 08

"You look naked without your clothes on!"
Chris I. Macdonald

Tuesday the 19th of February 08

"Oh my God, Mike's sucking off a teacher!"
Chris M. Abbott

Monday the 18th of February 08

"Stop it, I need to poo."
Mark Mcmegamazingmuffinmillymelvin Bell

Sunday the 17th of February 08

"We are not guys, we are hot chicks!"
Microsoft Excel

Thursday the 14th of February 08

A special valentines thought for the day:
"I didn't make love to her, she made love to me!"
Leo J. Sollitt

Wednesday the 13th of February 08

"You can't be my father, you're a woman!"
Chris I. Macdonald

Tuesday the 12th of February 08

"If you can't beat 'em, shank 'em."

Leo J. Sollitt