Friday the 29th of February 08

"Oh my God! She has two breasts!"
Michael A. Hope

Thursday the 28th of February 08

"Don't two nibbles make a munch?"
Oli J. Kalinowski

Wednesday the 27th of February 08

"You're tents at half mast!"
Leo J. Sollitt

Tueday the 26th of February 08

"Everyone loves a good drug baron."
Oli J. Kalinowski

Monday the 25th of February 08

"Stop buggering around with those low grade beaver tranquilisers!"
Leo J. Sollitt

Sunday the 24th of February 08

"Untie yourself and get the fuck out of my house."
Joe Partridge

Saturday the 23rd of February 08

"To perform a Jedi mind trick, press the up and triangle buttons simultaneously."
Kai J. K. Ford

Friday the 22nd of February 08

Emerging from Clare's:
"I may be gay, but I'm not that gay!"
Jethro D. Nickless

Thursday the 21st of February 08

"Scarsy bums men silly for loose change because he is the Ass Master."
Kai J. K. Ford

Wednesday the 20th of February 08

"You look naked without your clothes on!"
Chris I. Macdonald

Tuesday the 19th of February 08

"Oh my God, Mike's sucking off a teacher!"
Chris M. Abbott

Monday the 18th of February 08

"Stop it, I need to poo."
Mark Mcmegamazingmuffinmillymelvin Bell

Sunday the 17th of February 08

"We are not guys, we are hot chicks!"
Microsoft Excel

Thursday the 14th of February 08

A special valentines thought for the day:
"I didn't make love to her, she made love to me!"
Leo J. Sollitt

Wednesday the 13th of February 08

"You can't be my father, you're a woman!"
Chris I. Macdonald

Tuesday the 12th of February 08

"If you can't beat 'em, shank 'em."

Leo J. Sollitt