Monday the 31st of March 08

"Zebra, bastards, zebra, zebra, zebra, zebra, fucker!"
Buffy's Swearing Keyboard

Sunday the 30th of March 08

"I pwn n00bs."
DP's T-shirt

Saturday the 29th of March 08

"Shut the fuck up Dorris, you're talking too fast."
Jethro D. Nickless

Friday the 28th of March 08

"Sex sells."
"She has a point."
Random Slutty Woman and Michael A. Hope

Thursday the 17th of March 08

"You dead?"
"Yeah man."
The Jamaican Bobsleigh Team

Wednesday the 16th of March 08

"To lesbians!"
A Lesbian

Tuesday the 15th of March 08

"I tried putting my balls in her face, but it didn't work. It doesn't matter, she doesn't like balls anyway."
Mr. Italy

Monday the 24th of March 08

"Jess wants his wand!!"
Melody V. Heath

Sunday the 23rd of March 08

"I looked through his friends - they're all gay!"
"You'll fit right in then!"
Kathryn B. Low and Victoria L. Holt

Saturday the 22nd of March 08

"Shakespeare sounds like German"
Victoria L. Holt

Friday the 21st of March 08

"AMY-DOWN-BUMS-WOMEN"
Amy L. Down

Thursday the 20th of March 08

"She's got a Thorn in her bush!"
Victoria L. Holt

Wednesday the 19th of March 08

"I'm so angry, how can I get rid of it?"
"Monster Munch?"
Melody V. Heath and Kathryn B. Low

Tuesday the 18th of March 08

"Its not lookin like a poofter that's the problem, its being one!"
Chris I. MacDonald

Sunday the 16th of March 08

"I can't believe its not jizz!"
Michael A. Hope

Saturday the 15th of March 08

"Holy Jesus mother of God!"
Hannah E. E. C. Mallinson

Friday the 14th of March 08

"Gay bashing isn't a sport, its a way of life!"
Michael A. Hope

Thursday the 13th of March 08

"You just sacked me!"
"Where'd I get you?"
"My sack!"
Leo J. Sollit and Oliver J. Kalinowski

Wednesday the 12th of March 08

"Just because I don't like men, doesn't make me a lesbian!"
Coral K. Heath

Tuesday the 11th of March 08

"I'm not psychic, I'm gay!"
Jethro D. Nickless

Monday the 10th of March 08

"Kudos on the hench jizz stain."
Michael A. Hope

Sunday the 9th of March 08

"I could tell you that

your love sends me to the moon
you make my world go round
that we are meant to be

But that's pointless
like an invisible rhino in this room
and trying to prove it's there

Too many times these clichés have been said
we've run out of imagination now

Instead I'll use a little originality
and tell you that my love for you
is like a simply red and green
florescent cruise of zealous melody.

But you haven't heard that before,
so you don't know what that means.

Now there's an invisible rhino in this room…"

Sam Patrick

Friday the 7th of March 08

"I, Ron Sanghal, am a jeb end."
Ron Sanghal

Thursday the 6th of March 08

"You don't know a girl!"
Chris I. Macdonald

Wednesday the 5th of March 08

"I am not being fucked, thank you very much. Mike, get over it."
Hannah E. E. C. Mallinson

Tuesday the 4th of March 08

"so, your ex girlfriend was a four timing scottish bitch!"
"she was welsh!"

Clare L. Carr and Ron Sanghal

Monday the 3rd of March 08

"Turn around."
"See, I told you everyone thinks your gay!"
Miss Hawley and Michael A. Hope

Sunday the 2nd of March 08

"Do you have a 1 inch winkle?"
Oli J. Kalinowski

Saturday the 1st of March 08

"Histones."
Michael A. Hope, Chris I. Macdonald and Leo J. Sollitt