Wednesday the 30th of April 08

"I fucked your sister, and she's a minger!"
Sean Dorran

Tuesday the 29th of April 2008

"Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69!"
Lucy Marlow

Monday the 28th of April 2008

"When I grow up I want to be an eyebrow inspector!"
*Kat and Vicky both protect eyebrows*
Mel V Heath

Sunday the 27th of April 2008

"The only good thing about 'Nuts' is the footie pages!"
"I can't say I agree with you there..."
Mel V Heath and Leo J Sollitt

Saturday the 26th of April 2008

"Why the f*** is she wearing moss coloured tights?!"
Sarah Parsons

Friday the 25th of April 2008

"Martin, if you ever go bald, I'm filing for divorce!"
Elizabeth R Heath

Thursday the 24th of April 2008

"Stop firing at my tits!"
Jess M Hunter

Wednesday the 23rd of April 2008

"I don't like to say sexy, I like to say...biodiversity!"
Vicky L Holt

Tuesday the 22nd of April 2008

"Why do you all have gay red hair?"
Gay Chavs

Monday the 21st of April 2008

"You can practically see my nipples it comes down so low on my boobs!"
Mel V Heath

Sunday the 20th of April 2008

"OMG! She's walking the moss!"
Cory Porter

Saturday the 19th of April 2008

"I'll know when you lose your virginity because you'll come in and say 'that was sooooooooooooo good' "
Bex Jones

Frdiay the 18th of April 2008

"I AM a hot molecule..."
Ivan Thomas

Thursday the 17th of April 2008

"Get a f***ing shaver... or can't you afford one?"
Liam Hodson-Hobdei

Wednesday the 16th April 2008

"Dad, why does Hayley automatically win at bowling if she gets 69?"

Pod J W J Heath

Tuesday the 15th of April 2008

"What's the point of running the London Marathon when it's so much quicker to go in a car?"
David Muggleton

Monday the 14th of April 2008

"It must be so horrible being ugly!"
Vicky L. Holt
(Apparently it was not meant to sound like this...)

Sunday the 13th of April 2008

"You'll play much better if you raise your bell above your music stand"
Peter Dunkley

Saturday the 12th of April 2008

"Look he's up there! It's harry potter dude!"
"oh .. but he looks a bit chavvy"
"that's cos he IS a chav"
Kat B.Low, Chris I. Macdonald, Vicky L. Holt

Friday the 11th of April 2008

"my dad did the seesaw...."
"your dad did what?!"
"yeahh my dad did me and the seesaw hard"
Kat B. Low, Chris I. Macdonald

Thursday the 10th of April 08

"You're bird's dead."
Chris I. Macdonald

Wednesday the 9th of April 08

"I hope she doesn't have a penis."
Mr. Italy

Tuesday the 8th of April 08

"Look! A wind sock! Its a like a cum sock, except windier."
Michael A. Hope

Monday the 7th of April 08

"Chris, you must need a piss, you have a huge wang!"
Oliver J. Kalinowski

Sunday the 6th of April 08

"We do have magic penises!"
Michael A. Hope

Saturday the 5th of April 08

"I've got gigantic..."
"BEEP"
Lesbian and Censorer

Friday the 4th of April 08

"My ass is a one way system."
Disturbing woman with nice ass

Thursday the 3rd of April 08

"DP's nob is so big, when he was born, everyone thought he was a centaur."
Jethgay D. Nickless

Wednesday the 2nd of April 08

"My native name means 'he who walks on three legs'"
Well Endowed Man

Tuesday the 1st of April 08

"They say HIV is incurable, I just sold mine on Ebay."
Chris I. MacDonald