Wednesday the 29th of October 2008

"I keep taking people the wrong way up! I mean pictures!"

Monday the 22nd of September 08

"Yes, yes i will"

Swebbelli

Monday the 15th of September 08

"Ergh, what the fuck is that?!"
"Piccallili"
"Ergh, what the fucks piccallili?!"

Tom Scoltock and Leo Sollitt

Thursday the 9th of September 08

"Have you hit puberty yet?"
"I've hit someone..."

Anonymous little prick

Monday the 8th of September 08

"So, how far have you been with a girl?"
"Manchester."

Hair...

Thursday the 4th of September 08

"You hairy bean bag!"
"Don't you mean ball bag?"
"Yes."

Leo Sollitt and Chris Abbott

Thursday the 7th of August 08

"You are such a dick. If there was a prize for the biggest dick you would win it."

Mick

Friday the 1st of August 2008

"There's no minced pies in team!"
Anon,

Monday the 9th of June 2008

"pick a fight with the wall and it will always win, unless your riding a christmas tree"
Claire. L. Hampson

Friday the 6th of June 2008

"Hold on tight Spider Monkey!"
Edward Cullen


;D

Wednesday the 21st of May 2008

"In Rugby High you have to sell the cards saying 'It's not you, it's me'. But in Lawrence Sheriff it would have to be 'It's not me, it's you'"
Miss R. Parkin

Monday the 19th of May 2008

"the name's roger, Jolly Roger"

Chelsea J Ashford

Sunday the 18th of May 08

"You make me feel ill"
"I'm that not that bad looking...am I?"

Kathryn B. Low and Chris I. Macdonald

Monday the 12th of May 08

"Applause
Bow
Spank"
Kathryn B. Low, Daisy Cheese Job and Michael A. Hope

Monday the 5th of May 2008

"Jeez Jess, don't get a hernia..."
Daisy Job

Sunday the 4th of May 2008

"OMG! Molly, theres a wasp going up your ass..."
Vicky L. Holt

Saturday the 3rd of May 2008

"you don't get halo with vagina!"

DP on gay sex

Friday the 2nd of May 2008

"I swear my brains about to fly out of my cheek!"
Kat B Low

Thursday the 1st of May 2008

"So will you participate?"
"what in a threesome?"
"yeah"
"what how do you do that?!"
"what do you mean?"
"hang on.. doesn't participation mean dissect?"
"what Clare?! you want to dissect a threesome?!"

Clare L Carr, Leo J Sollitt, Chris I Macdonald

Wednesday the 30th of April 08

"I fucked your sister, and she's a minger!"
Sean Dorran