Saturday the 15th of March 08

"Holy Jesus mother of God!"
Hannah E. E. C. Mallinson

Friday the 14th of March 08

"Gay bashing isn't a sport, its a way of life!"
Michael A. Hope

Thursday the 13th of March 08

"You just sacked me!"
"Where'd I get you?"
"My sack!"
Leo J. Sollit and Oliver J. Kalinowski

Wednesday the 12th of March 08

"Just because I don't like men, doesn't make me a lesbian!"
Coral K. Heath

Tuesday the 11th of March 08

"I'm not psychic, I'm gay!"
Jethro D. Nickless

Monday the 10th of March 08

"Kudos on the hench jizz stain."
Michael A. Hope

Sunday the 9th of March 08

"I could tell you that

your love sends me to the moon
you make my world go round
that we are meant to be

But that's pointless
like an invisible rhino in this room
and trying to prove it's there

Too many times these clichés have been said
we've run out of imagination now

Instead I'll use a little originality
and tell you that my love for you
is like a simply red and green
florescent cruise of zealous melody.

But you haven't heard that before,
so you don't know what that means.

Now there's an invisible rhino in this room…"

Sam Patrick