Thursday the 9th of September 08

"Have you hit puberty yet?"
"I've hit someone..."

Anonymous little prick

Monday the 8th of September 08

"So, how far have you been with a girl?"
"Manchester."

Hair...

Thursday the 4th of September 08

"You hairy bean bag!"
"Don't you mean ball bag?"
"Yes."

Leo Sollitt and Chris Abbott

Thursday the 7th of August 08

"You are such a dick. If there was a prize for the biggest dick you would win it."

Mick

Friday the 1st of August 2008

"There's no minced pies in team!"
Anon,

Monday the 9th of June 2008

"pick a fight with the wall and it will always win, unless your riding a christmas tree"
Claire. L. Hampson

Friday the 6th of June 2008

"Hold on tight Spider Monkey!"
Edward Cullen


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