Monday the 22nd of September 08

"Yes, yes i will"

Swebbelli

Monday the 15th of September 08

"Ergh, what the fuck is that?!"
"Piccallili"
"Ergh, what the fucks piccallili?!"

Tom Scoltock and Leo Sollitt

Thursday the 9th of September 08

"Have you hit puberty yet?"
"I've hit someone..."

Anonymous little prick

Monday the 8th of September 08

"So, how far have you been with a girl?"
"Manchester."

Hair...

Thursday the 4th of September 08

"You hairy bean bag!"
"Don't you mean ball bag?"
"Yes."

Leo Sollitt and Chris Abbott

Thursday the 7th of August 08

"You are such a dick. If there was a prize for the biggest dick you would win it."

Mick

Friday the 1st of August 2008

"There's no minced pies in team!"
Anon,